Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Genes

What makes me become me? How is my personality the way it is? The fact that I'm a shallow two-faced prick who comes bundled with a dark sense of humour can be attributed to the fact that I'm a Gemini. But what about the rest of me? Surely, my genes have played a part in contributing attributes to my personality.

I've done some analysis - I've divided my genes into 4 different categories and listed their contributions below:

1. Mother's maternal side: Obsessing over small things, being cordial and well-behaved in social gatherings and being systematic in whatever I do.
2. Father's maternal side: I've inherited one of the greatest assets of my personality - sense of humour aided by superb obervational skills of other people's mannerisms.
3. Father's paternal side: Sarcasm, introvertedness, intelligence, sarcasm, love for food, strong-willedness, independent thinking and sarcasm. And yes, I almost forgot to mention sarcasm.
4. Mother's paternal side: Eating very fast. (Can't think of anything else, I guess those genes are dormant).